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Knock knock jokes are a popular form of wordplay and humor that involve a simple and repetitive format. They typically follow a structured dialogue between two participants, where one person initiates the joke by saying "Knock, knock," and the other person responds with "Who's there?" This sets the stage for a series of puns or wordplay as the joke unfolds.
The humor in knock-knock jokes often stems from unexpected or clever wordplay, misdirection, or puns involving the names or words used in the punchline. The jokes may play with double meanings, rhymes, or playfully twist familiar phrases.
These jokes are often enjoyed by children and can be a playful way to engage in comedic interaction. They provide a lighthearted and simple form of humor that relies on repetition and surprise. Knock-knock jokes can be shared in various social settings, such as family gatherings, classrooms, or even as icebreakers in casual conversations.
While knock-knock jokes may not be the most complex or intellectually stimulating form of comedy, they have a charm and timeless appeal that can bring smiles and laughter. Their simplicity and accessibility make them a popular choice for people of all ages, providing a brief moment of amusement and entertainment.
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says mooo!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s starting to rain!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I always will!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says mooo!
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s starting to rain!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out!
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I always will!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry
who?
Harry up and answer the door!
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says mooo!
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s starting to rain!
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says mooo!
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s starting to rain!
42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out!
44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I always will!
46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who
?
Cow says mooo!
53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s starting to rain!
54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says mooo!
61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s starting to rain!
62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out!
64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
65. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I always will!
66. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
67. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
68. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
69. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
70. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
72. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says mooo!
73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s starting to rain!
74. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says mooo!
81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s starting to rain!
82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out!
84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
85. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I always will!
86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
87. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
88. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
89. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
90. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
91. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
92. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says mooo!
93. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s starting to rain!
94. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
95. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
96. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
97. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
98. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
99. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
100. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says mooo!
I hope you enjoyed these knock-knock jokes!
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